Something down a Different Path!

today i wanted to write something funny because it seems like everyone is down in the dumps... so i'm going to share a few stories with you that keep me laughing through all the rough spots

i would first like to point out... that yes my hair is brown NOT blonde contrary to MANY peoples beliefs... i just have a slight ditzy clutzy side to me! lol so please enjoy!

We'll start with something fresh that happened to Bonnie and I while visiting her place of employment... McDonalds!

Ok a little history... Bonnie is a shift manager at the local McDonalds near her house. There is a sweet boy there... named... well i forget his name... so we'll call him Willis... Well willis has a crush on dear ol bonnie... and doesnt exactly know how to deal with it. so charles (another fabricated name) tells willis to ask her out on a date. Well one day Bonnie and her sister nikke and i decide to go to target while we're there and we became hungry. Mcdonalds was the closest resturant that was cheap haha so we decided to go there. while we are there willis decides to come out into the dining room and talk to us asking bonnie if she's single (she said yes even though she wasnt) so we stayed probably for about an hour talking to her co-workers eating our food and what not and willis never got up enough courage to ask bonnie on this date he was thinking about. BUT dont worry he gets the courage to ask something haha! As we're getting ready to leave... Nikke and I are walking out Bonnie is behind me i hear willis ask bonnie this...

Willis: so bonnie you like being sing?

Bonnie: uhh yeah i can have fun that way

Willis: well if you ever get sick of it which i know you will because it sucks then i can help you out with that

at this point i'm pratically peeing my pants RUNNING out of the door Bonnie said something or other to him and came jolting out yelling at us to calm down he's a nice boy... yeah he's a nice boy he wants to help you with your being single problem haha the rest of the night i just kept asking bonnie if i could help her with being single! lol still to this day i bring it up everyonce in a while just to rub it in! haha... oh and she never did go on the date with him

Ok so that story reminded me of this one... haha

one time back when i was with Rich-nerd and we were living in eastgate woods we went to McDonalds on a saturday morning. Not the same mcdonalds.... a different one.. haha... Well we ordered our breakfast waited FOREVER to get it. when they finally gave me the bag... i didnt check it... i just drove away and back home. when we got home and rich-nerd dumped out the bag to get his food and leave mine of the floor (he always did this by the way... jerk...) we come to find out they gave us a bag full of coffee ground... just the silver little bags full of coffee grounds that they were planning on putting in their little coffee maker to make someone some deliciously good mcdonalds coffee haha... so we got back into the car drove BACK to mcdonalds walked in and gave them the coffee the manager started laughing and showed everyone in the place the mistake and gave me a free coffee hahaha

ok this next story has NOTHING to do with the rest BUT its still funny haha

so back in 2004 i moved to cincinnati to attend the university here in this great city. i moved into siddall dorm and had a corner room by the elevator. Now if you've never been in a dorm the corner rooms are ALWAYS bigger and being by the elevator is great because after a long night of drinking 4 flights of stairs is unbearable and the elevator ride will most definitly make you throw up so your room is right there and instead of running all the way down the hall to the bathroom where EVERYONE here's the echoing of your dry heaving gaging sounds you are in the comfort of your own room!  No daddy i have no experience with this... please skip the the next story... thanks! anyways now that my dad is gone. one of the first nights i drank with tara we were on the way back from Jeremys frat house with CJ and there were some cute little skater boys skate boarding near our dorm. Drunk me decides to talk to them... so tara and CJ leave me there to talk to these boys... thanks tara! and as i'm talking to them they start lecturing me about how drinking is bad and its against gods way and that they can save me if i just quit drinking and go to church with them.... i ran away... far away... so i get back to the dorm... DONT HAVE A KEY TO GET IN!!! thanks tara... and have to wait for someone else who does have a key to the door to let me in.... when i finally do get into the dorm i look at the stairs.... turn around and head for the elevator... luckily i only live in the 4th floor or else i woulda spewed junks in the elevator HAHA but i make it back to the room and start throwing up... thanks tara.. haha... by the time she comes back with CJ i'm wandering around my room in my underwear wrapped in my blanket... the best part is i was throwing up in my trashcan on my bed... and the trash can was MESH so the puke needless to say.. .DIDNt stay in the trash can and i had to buy myself a new comforter... thanks again tara... HAHAHA

i know for a fact there's plenty of more funny stories... especially from the dorms... like little legs dangling off the bunk bed not being able to reach the desk so just falling onto the ground or the laser beam and screaming mother f-er out the window... skateboarding down the halls and putting gold fish in the toilets... ahh such good times and those are just in the dorm! imagine what i remember from high school and after the dorm life... more will be soon to come i promise!!!